Sexing the night away

Second flirtation (36) [Video]

2009-12-31T06:34:58Z

[Gojyo's in a round room, looking not entirely disgruntled.]

So we talk into these things. Fine. Hi.

Ladies, I'm Gojyo, and I am the man of your dreams.

Men, including Prick, I'm not interested. Especially Prick.

I still don't know how this shit works. The ball was warm. This tree thing at least doesn't have snow in it. And the food is all in those damn cans. Is there some storehouse I haven't been able to find?

I'm still looking for a way out. We got out of the Ballroom thing. And I don't give up easy.

First Flirtation (34) [Accidental video]

2009-12-22T06:17:21Z

[Have a very confused Gojyo staring into a locker, where the PCD rests. He closes the door, making the screen black, opens it again, and closes and opens it two more time.]

The hell. I'm dead, and hell is dressing up in ridiculous suits with only men around. Where are the chicks? This is wrong as... as... hell.

Stupid idiot Monkey better damn well be dead too so I can kick his ass around whatever ballroom the note was talking about.

[He pulls out a mask and makes a face at it.]

This doesn't even work! I'm killing you, Monkey.

[Picking up the PCD, he turns it over in his hands.]

I don't even want to know how you start to wear whatever this piece of shit is.

Thirty-third flirtation

2009-09-14T16:52:00Z

So I've been doing a lot of thinking. A hell of a lot of thinking. And... I'm good with this. No more bullshit. No more hypocrisy. No more demanding pity and acting like I can't be down from shit too. Am I happy? Not yet, but I'm getting there.

My shakujo's back. Spike, are you going to man up and give me your coordinates so I can kick your ass, or will I have to come find you? I believe in keeping to what I say.

[Private//Unhackable to Hakkai]

Hey. You're the one I'm worried about. Are you okay?

[End Private]

[Private//Unhackable to Sanzo]

You're still a prick and a jerk for walking out without even thinking about the Monkey, but if your ass is around, she's not in the house anymore, and you should get it back here.

[End Private]

Relations and nicknames

2009-08-20T04:47:12Z

So I still need to finish Carmen's, but this would make things a lot easier for keeping track of the nicknames Gojyo gives to women, too, I'm realizing. And Maes' is up to date unless someone else wanted to hit that.

Here goes nothing. Comment away, find out what Gojyo thinks about your character(s)!

(Reply and more of a description will get written, at first I'm just putting in the nicknamed. And if I've left someone out or forgotten a nickname, please let me know, lol.)

The Hot
Rukia Hot/Drinking Buddy - Practical - Gojyo has a lot of respect for Rukia, which makes classifying her difficult. She's hot enough that he wants to get with her, and smart enough that she's fun to talk to, but she's also his first female friend. And he doesn't want to mess that up. So he'll flirt but keep it on a lesser level, and keep enjoying talking to her and hanging out with her.

Ginia Hot - Beautiful - Gojyo loves Ginia. And sometimes that hurts like hell and sometimes it's the most amazing thing in the world, but he doesn't want to change how he feels. She's a pain in the ass sometimes too, but he knows he gets that way also. Somehow she completes the threesome. He would easily die for her, or give anything for her. With her, he is at his most vulnerable, and he knows this and it scares him. Especially after she left for that little bit. But she came back, so he has hope.

Hakkai Hot - Hakkai is the only guy that gets this title. Gojyo's still not sure when he started caring about Hakkai, but Hakkai's become the anchor in Gojyo's life, and he loves him. That's part of what's kept him from completely breaking down, the knowledge that Hakkai knows everything about Gojyo's past, about what Gojyo is like, and is still there for him. ♥

Anko Hot - Needs a Nickname - Anko is a blast. Gojyo has never before met a woman so much like himself. It's a little disconcerting, but in a good way. Due to her being like that, though, Gojyo has to wonder what sort of things she's been through. He knows he's the way he is because of what he's gone through. One day he might ask, but right now he just wants to have silly fun and drinking times with her.

Chaera Hot - Explorer - Chaera is a blast. She's creative and vindictive, knows her limits, has a fantastic sense of humor... Gojyo very much likes her, and she showed up at a time that he was extremely down. It drew him to her more than he would normally be drawn, but it's legitimately because of who she is, as well. He would love to spend a lot more time with her.

Alice Hot-ish - Fiery - Gojyo really doesn't know what the heck he thinks about Alice. He's trying to give her a second chance, and actively working on it, because she's a part of Ginia. And there was certainly a part that had been liking her before the Hazel incident. She's getting through to him again, because he loves Ginia and he wants things to work. It will be quite the process, but he's slowly getting closer to loving her too.

Unohana Hot - Doc - Unohana is the frustration in Gojyo's life. She's all curves, and yet has absolutely no interest in him since he's young, and he can't do a thing about it. And then she gets after him for swearing too... He doesn't resent it too much, but it's odd to have someone not at all attracted to him, and, well, mothering him. He won't give up hope or trying.

Rinoa - Dramatic
Asuna - Energetic
Sakura - Medic
Halle - Dangerous
Louise - Confidence
Nemu - Scientist
Chaera - Precise
Tifa - Smoothness
Trisha - Housewife
Gracia - Smoking
Cissnei - Spiky
Anko - Ninja
Freija - Dutiful

The Drinking Buddies
Daxter Drinking Buddy - Daxter is fantastic in Gojyo's books. Not only does he have the alternative watering hole for whenever Gojyo and Ginia aren't getting along, he's friendly and gets being down.

Kevin Drinking Buddy - Gojyo likes having Kevin around. He's louder and cruder than Gojyo, which means some of the heat is off of the kappa's back, but he's also down to earth and easy to talk to. And drink with.

Juke Drinking Buddy Ish - Juke is certainly a friend. He's an odd friend sometimes, but he's listened to Gojyo when Gojyo needed it, and Gojyo's given him advice back. It's a nice relationship they have; Gojyo is comfortable with it. He would like to find a way to help Juke out more if he can.

The Assholes

The Others
Goku - Stupid Monkey - Gojyo will never admit it, but Goku is like a little brother to him. He cares about Goku and loves him... but it's far more fun to harass and pick on the Monkey instead of get mushy. He worries about Goku sometimes, and he's very glad when Goku listens to him and worries back. He would put his life on the line for Goku's, and put it on the line also for Goku's sanity if the diadem was to come off again. But Goku is still a stupid small-balled meat-buns-for-brains.

Skyler Other - The Not-Monkey - Gojyo likes the Not-Monkey well enough, though the whole changing thing is confusing to him. Skyler's got a good heart, which makes Gojyo want to censor himself a little, but at the same time he hates watching what he says. Gojyo is a little tired of re-introducing himself to Skyler, but he figures it isn't the Not-Monkey's fault.

Cassidy Other - Adorable - She's cute, but he doesn't think she's the brightest bulb in the box. She also doesn't strike him as shaggable, and he doesn't know why. But she's nice enough.

Mila Other - Doll - Gojyo doesn't know what to think about Mila half the time anymore. He was so used to her being the innocent little girl and being confusing enough, but now she seems bound and determined to push herself before she's likely ready... and he has no sway over her anymore, no reason for her to listen to him if he tries to help her. So he watches and worries and doesn't know what the heck to say to her, but if anyone ever breaks her heart in a way that it really is their fault, he'll kick their ass(es). If it's a silly girl's fancy that winds up broken, he'll bring over snacks and drinks and let her cry her eyes out.

Kanzeon Others - won't have a nickname, Gojyo's not that stupid - Kanzeon gets on his every nerve, and on purpose likely, too. He's not even sure if they can turn to hir if things get difficult, like if Saul attacks. But if Monkey snaps, sie's there, and that's a huge relief. He doesn't mind hir as much as he would say he does.

Vincent Others - Vincent's constant silent replies are a bit strange, but Gojyo doesn't mind the other guy. He's got a hunch that Vincent has an alternate personality thing going on too, but he's not sure. And he's not rude enough to bring it up without the subject already be on the table. So he wants to stay on Vincent's good side to learn more about alternate personalities, but not have to deal with the staring and silence too much.

Arienette - Cheerful
Misao - Ambitious

The Vanished Women Who Had Nicknames
Rose Royalis - Tasty
Ace - Spunky
Temari - Spunky
Rinali - Cutie
Nena - Perky
Selphie - Cutie
Noin - Lovely
Galadriel - Mysterious
Chao - Revolutionary
Iris - Starlet
Tia - Stunning
Luca - Musical
Valerie - Dreamer
Misa - Model
Nill - Angel
Kobato - Sweetheart
Samus - Chilly
Julie - Surfer

Alyx Hot - Explorer - Gojyo likes her. She's got a tough exterior, but it's clearly got holes, and she's cute with her pet. Even if her pet could trounce him. He's sad she seems so down so often, but has hope that he can get her smiling somehow. After all, that's what he does, or tries to do.

Thirty-second flirtation

2009-08-19T23:27:23Z

Just so everyone in this [fancy] city knows, Sunday I'm [dandelion] well saying every swear word I can think of. Cover your ears or hide your eyes if you don't want to see that [strawberry] going down.

And has anyone seen the [frilly] monkey? Little [pancake] vanished, and I have no idea where the [hickory] he went. He didn't even leave a note. Stupid idiot small [bagpipes] son of a [beautiful bride].

...[Doughnuts]. I sound like a [ducky] idiot. I [adore and worship] the [brilliant and amazing] Animus.

Thirty-first flirtation

2009-08-05T00:12:16Z

Damn.

Our house was full just weeks ago, and now... Cissnei, are you still here? If so... five. We're down to five.

But maybe quiet's good. Hell if I know. Figures the fat-ass would leave and Doku.

Monkey, Hakkai, Kanzeon, you're all still around right? Someone better fucking tell me if I'm getting completely left.

Thirtieth Flirtation

2009-07-24T02:51:24Z

Fine.

I should have known not to trust. Everyone leaves.

Serves you right if he never, ever comes back. I hope he gets torn to shreds by the fucker we're fighting in his future. Limb from fucking limb. And then, if I have any shred of memory left, I'm damn well kicking his dead body. His permanently dead body.

Tyler. You won the fucking bet. Where do you want the shit?

[Private//Unhackable to Lockon]

Does Halle ever cheat on you?

Twenty-ninth flirtation [voice]

2009-07-16T14:31:38Z

H-- yes! Hakkai! I found the d-- the spoons that ran off! They were wedged in the couch and sh-- wedged.

I also found other s-- stuff in there. Monkey, you better d--. Gah! Monkey. Don't eat on the couch. Hazel, missing a glove? Either that, or some random one felt like walking in.

How the he--ck do we wind up with coins in our couch? I didn't think there even were coins here. And I don't recognize what half of them are.

[[ooc: Gojyo's in the middle of a bet not to swear for a week. Or hit on women. This might kill him, but he's trying. Oh, and he can't tell anyone about it.]]

Twenty-eighth Flirtation [Video]

2009-06-26T21:36:23Z

[Gojyo turns on the PCD and aims it at a banana tree.] Hah! See! I told you Gorilla Glue was glue for monkeys!

[Goku wriggles wildly, trying hard to get out of his shirt, but his sleeve is also glued to the tree. He's not having an easy time of it.] Dammit, stupid cockroach, lemme down! It wasn't supposed to work!

[Gojyo snickered.] What, you don't want to see how long it lasts? I was even considerate enough to glue you to a banana tree. Shouldn't you be happy?

It'd be better if I could actually reach the damn bananas! What if the tide comes in an' a shark tries to eat me or somethin'! You're an asshole! [More wriggling.] Whenever I get down I'm gonna stick you to a tree an' see how you like it!

[Gojyo sits down on the sand, angling the PCD for the best view.] There's no fucking way the tide could come in that much. And you'd probably eat the shark. Besides. There isn't any kappa glue, so I'm not meant to be stuck to a tree.

How d'you know? Huh!? I bet you didn't look in every single store here lookin' for kappa glue! You were just lookin' for somethin' to use on me![There's a sudden tearing sound, and Goku freezes. Suddenly, his shirt tears completely down the back, and the poor kid flops over. He's still stuck to the tree by his pants.]

[Gojyo lays out towels where Goku would fall eventually.]And now, I think I should probably get the hell out of here.

[Goku whips his head around.]Oh no you don't! If you run away I'm gonna track your ass down! You'll be hurtin' so hard you won't know what happened!

[Grinning, Gojyo shrugs.] We live in the same house, Monkey. And I can kick your ass right back. I don't know what you're so upset about. I was just proving I didn't fake the glue label.

It's 'cause I didn't think it'd work, dumbass![The pants have finally had enough, and the back of them tears off, Goku landing in a heap on the towels below.] Gah!

You thought you'd starve to death in a day, too, dumbass. This is why you should listen to me. [Gojyo tosses Goku a wrap.] There, so you're not running around half-naked or shit.

[Goku sits up, catching the wrap.] Like hell I'd listen to you, your brain's probably as big as a peanut or somethin'!

It would still be bigger than yours! Every part of me is bigger than yours!

No way, that's bullshit! My brain's definitely bigger than yours, stupid pervert kappa!

And yet I'm the one that's always right, idiot monkey! [Grinning from ear to ear, Gojyo flips the PCD feed off.]

Twenty-seventh flirtation [Voice]

2009-06-14T03:10:04Z

There's too much shit going on for me to really figure it all out. I just don't know anything any more.

I don't even want to punch my brother for leaving. I don't want to be pissed off at Ali-- people. I've had enough of being down and angry. So I'm not. If anyone needs help with repairing shit, I'm out and helping. Let me know. I need to do something, anything, really.

And while I'm out, I need to find glue. I'm going to glue a Monkey to a ceiling.

[Private//Unhackable to Lockon]

How... do you treat the two like they're two? Hallelujah and Allelujah?

[End Private]

Twenty-sixth flirtation

2009-05-30T21:52:11Z

I'm sorry.

I'm an idiot with a big mouth and I don't think when I'm pissed off and I'm sorry.

Dammit all. I just... dammit.

Twenty-fifth Flirtation

2009-05-25T21:54:46Z

Fuck you, Animus. Fuck you and the horse you rode on and the shoes nailed to its feet and the road you traveled.

Why? Not like you assholes will answer. But why her?

Fuck you. And fuck creativity.

I'm out walking. Don't find me.

[[ooc: Delayed thanks to the promised internet connection being non-existant, like I had a feeling it would. I have no hotel luck. He's been out since recalling his real relationships.]]

OOC - family bonding bandwagon

2009-05-10T03:27:45Z

Carmen - Mother to Obito

Gojyo - Twin brother to Zelos, also brother to Asch and Luke and Sakura and Kobato. Father of Mila, Husband of Nena, son of Tsunade and Raven, cousin to Daxter, cousin to Kakashi, Kenpachi, Itachi, Vincent, and second cousin to their kids. Ex-husband of Franszieska.

Kenpachi - Twin brother to Kakashi, husband to Tia Dalma, father to Rinoa

Londo - Big brother to Yachiru, brother to Saul.

Donald - son of Kevin and Kamui, brother to Madara, Uncle to HALF THE FREAKING CITY

I think Kenpachi, Gojyo, and Donald somehow wound up all related thanks to the family of weird. I don't know if Londo's in that too? I have no idea. Talk to me if you want more connections or something?

Twenty-fourth flirtation [Accidental Video]

2009-05-10T03:14:53Z

[Guy's hair is spiked randomly, and Gojyo's snickering as he keeps changing his hairstyle in the mirror.]

Oi, where'd the gel go...

[He fishes around for it, finding it on the dresser, finally arranging it into three rows.]

Hah. Now to finally have some fun while looking like this.

[Gojyo stands up the colar and nods.]

One hour. Time to run around outside a little for the fun of it.

[Grinning, Gojyo grabs the PCD and it shuts off without him noticing it had been on.]

Twenty-third flirtation [Video]

2009-04-17T05:07:36Z

[Gojyo is struggling with something small in his hair and muttering while at the outskirts of the city.]

Dammit! It won't hold still... I need to know if it's fucking carnivorous!

[He keeps struggling, and finally, carefully pulls a very small sugar glider out of his hair. He blinks at it.]

...it felt bigger when it was running around on my head. Does anyone know what the hell this is?

[It leaps, climbing back into his hair.]

Hell no. I cannot take you back. The cat will eat you. If that doesn't, the bunny will. If that doesn't, the monkey... did you fall asleep? No. No. I do not need to take care of you. You go right back on the gro--

[Gojyo goes to put the sugar glider on the ground, but stops at seeing two killer rabbits.]

Shit. Fine. Fine. You know what? Fine. But don't get used to it.

[Carefully, gently he pockets the sugar glider.]

I swear, if you eat my shirt too, you're going out.

[Gojyo turns off the PCD.]

Twenty-Second Flirtation - [Voice] viewable by all

2009-03-28T19:23:43Z

Fucking hell. All that, and then we lose? We had shit to get back! Dammit. I hate this city.

We needed to win. I can't... if she... if...

What does being erased even mean? Does everyone forget me, now? I'm not dead. I'm talking. I'm breathing. Dead people don't do that.

I need... hell. I don't know. This looks like the city. But so did that place. A pillow. That's what I need to start with. Stupid cement. It's worse than sleeping on dirt.

[added later, after he gets home]... the fuck? We have a COW? WHY the fuck do we have a COW?

Twenty-first Flirtation [Viewable to UG]

2009-03-23T19:41:01Z

...how the fuck do you kill noise? I'll welcome any ideas. We're looking for it, but I'll be damned if I have any clue besides duct tape, and I'm fresh out of duct tape.

I guess we have to find it first. Hunting a pig. This is exactly how I like to spend my days. Except not.

Don't anyone go getting themselves erased, you got it? Juke, Doll, everyone who is stuck in this mess. It might only be for a week. We can last for a week.

[Filtered from Ginia]

I know some of you know about me being with Ginia. She doesn't remember a thing about me, though. I'm trying not to pressure her or shit, but... hell. I don't know. Yes, I want her to remember, but I don't want her to get hurt or anything. If you bring it up, do it carefully, please? If not for me, then for her?

Twentieth Flirtation

2009-03-21T20:18:13Z

Well damn.

Sometimes things work.

I'm so used to getting screwed over, but sometimes... Not that I get how the hell it's going to work, but it's working.

This place doesn't suck, after all. Don't tell the Animus I said that, though. They'll probably find some way to mess with me if they knew things were working out.

Now we just need Mr. GrumpyRobes to wake up. Oi, Monkey, have you talked at him yet?

Nineteenth flirtation [Video]

2009-03-13T05:22:36Z

[A very drunk Gojyo is poking at the PCD. He nods, sitting up rather unsteadily and looking into it.]

Should know... yes. When you don't want it to do shit, it does. And when you want, it does. No. It doesn't. Do shit. That you want.

[He pushes the hair back from his face, staring at a strand in his fingers for a second.]

Too much thinking. Not enough beer. Lost the drinking contest. Maybe there was too much beer.

[Ever-so-carefully Gojyo starts untying a boot, managing to get his fingers tangled in the laces.]

Oops. Damn. Not even they like me. Stupid laces. They're probably with her. But she's insane. Which is...

[His voice trails off into mumbling until one hand comes free. Gojyo points it at the PCD.]

...can't. I can't. Some just don't want to smile. So I can't. And that's bad. Bad. But it has to be. Can't make them all smile. Can't win... win.. win. All.

[Gojyo gives up on untangling his other hand and lays down on the couch anyways in an awkward position.]

Hate shoes. Fucking shoes.

[After a moment he's asleep, and the PCD turns off.]

Seventeenth Flirtation [Video]

2009-02-18T22:56:09Z

[Gojyo is sitting on the couch, looking at the PCD for a minute. He's turned on the couch so that his back is to the window to the side of the couch.]

I wanted to say I'm fine. There's shit going on, but I'm good. I'm used to... used to it. I just... hoped. And it didn't work.

[His hand brushes the fading bruises on his neck. It almost looks like he's only pushing his hair back.]

So I'm good. Though I'm going to murder kamisama. Slowly.

[Gojyo reaches up to turn off the PCD as a gunshot sounds. The bullet crashes through the window and into his shoulder. He topples. There's a moment of silence before a groan is heard. Gojyo's voice sounds a little distant.]

Fucking HELL. I hate this city.

[The PCD times out a few minutes later.]

Sixteenth Flirtation

2009-02-16T02:16:17Z

I'm glad to see all of the lovely ladies showing up here. This place needed more of them.

But that's not why I'm putting up a message. There are some fucking bastards here now, idiots that can do illusion shit. Keep clear of Chin Yisou and Kamisama. If one of them asks you to play, DON'T FUCKING PLAY. They kill for fun. They're also out to get us, so don't get in the way. We can deal with them if they come for us. As long as no one acts stupid and goes out on their own. Monkey.

Hakkai, we've got the monkey at home. He could use a hand.

Ladies, I'm Gojyo. And I can make your stay here very, very pleasant indeed. ♥

OOC - Valentine's Obligatory Post

2009-02-13T08:13:54Z

Every female Gojyo has come into contact with will get chocolate. He's found boxes of truffles, and will drop by and personally deliver each and every box, providing he can find the woman/girl. As far as I know from the Pimp Notebook, those women are:

Rukia, Unohana, Ace, Rinoa, Arienette, Nena, Selphie, Noin, Galadriel, Chao, Asuna, Samus, Ginia, Tia, Rosalie, Halle, Luca, Mila, Valerie, Soma

If your girl's name is not on that list and it should be, let me know and you're on. I have only recently started the Pimp Notebook and I retain memory like a leaky sieve holds water. Also, if he won't be able to find your character, let me know that too, and we can figure out how he'll get it to them.

Ginia's also getting an evening of stuff. Goku is getting a box of chocolate and a stuffed monkey. Sanzo is getting a chocolate gun. Hakkai is getting chocolate and a set of candles in cream-colored holders.

Edit: To clarify, the Pimp Notebook is so I can keep all the darn nicknames straight. I was starting to mix them up, and that's not a good thing.

Fifteenth Flirtation [Private//Unhackable to Sanzo]]

2009-02-09T05:05:25Z

Hey, priest. You don't owe me, I would have helped you and the monkey no matter, but if you wanted to give me a hand back I'd appreciate it.

I need to make you laugh, for Hakkai. I'm willing to look like an idiot for it, dress in the stupid fucking Best in the World costume, whatever.

Thirteenth Flirtation [Intentional Video Post]

2009-02-02T07:20:53Z

[The PCD turns on and is moved carefully, deliberately. Someone wants to tape, this time. Gojyo steps into view, carrying a net that looks like it was made out of a great quantity of cheesecloth. He looks off-camera.]

We can catch it without fucking poking it, right? Because I’m not stupid enough to try that shit again.

[There's no audible response, but Ginia steps into view and looks at something off-camera before giving a small sigh and a nod of her head, motioning for him to go ahead.]

[Bracing, Gojyo steps toward the hated moth.]

If he eats the net and attacks me, I'm calling this a bad idea.

[Moving quickly, though not quite as quickly as he usually did, Gojyo sweeps the net over the moth and starts pulling on a string to make the opening smaller.]

[The moth flutters around in the net, but gradually calms down. Ginia crouches down to look at it before turning to sign rapidly at Gojyo.]

/I went for a walk around the area, we should be able to get there quickly and without too much trouble even with this little guy in tow./

[She pauses and gives the moth a pat on the head, almost fondly.]

Did you just... pat the moth? The one that... I guess it wasn't too bad, since you wound up topless too...

[Gojyo shakes his head and heads towards Saul's house, keeping an eye out as they approached. It's disturbingly close. He's being careful not to jostle the moth.]

[Ginia gives another charming--and slightly creepy--smile and pats the moth on the head again before following after Gojyo. Sneaking ahead of him, she begins to move quietly toward the house, keeping low to the ground, her hand hovering within reach of her gun in the event they're spotted.

Inside the net, the moth twitches its antennae and tries to gnaw through the fabric of the net to get at Gojyo's shirt, to little success.]

[He knows she's teasing him now, and he rolls his eyes. Slowly, carefully, he approaches an open window and places the opening of the net against it, fumbling to widen the neck. The moth doesn't budge, nibbling instead against the cheesecloth.}

[She looks around to make sure there's no one around before giving the moth a small nudge from the back, only causing it to flutter in the net and sending some of the dust around. She quickly stifles a sneeze into her sleeve and looks around to make sure no one is coming.]

Damn it.

[His voice is very quiet, but frustrated. He braces the handle between his knees while reaching up to manually tug the front open.]

Go. Fly.

[The moth flies in, and Gojyo jerks the net away from the window too quickly. The moth flies back out, fluttering around before settling on the roof.]

[Ginia looks up at the moth before giving a small sigh, hoping it'll stick around. Hearing something from inside the house, she quickly peers in before quickly grabbing Gojyo by the arm and pulling him down, out of the view of the window.]

[The feed shows the moth fluttering around the house a couple of times before settling on the roof, scratching it.

After a moment, the door opens, and out comes Saul looking wary, hook in hand. Careful surveyors might notice that he is not looking his best exactly. He glances around, but obviously sees nothing, and so sighs and begins to withdraw - except right outside the door he stops, blinks, then doubles over sneezing a few times. Which is the moth's cue, because it's a mean moth like that.

... yeah, you all know what happens next. This is a moth. It takes Saul a moment to realize his shirt is getting eaten right off his back, but then he snarls a long, loooong string of curses - thankfully in his own language - and swings his hook at the moth. And misses, because the moth is spreading moth-dust around, and is tugging his shirt off. Mmm shirt. When he swings the hook again, the moth takes off, flying over his head munching on the remains of his red kerchief. Down to somewhat frayed trousers, Saul takes that opportunity to - ah - strategically retreat.

The moth goes back to sitting on the roof, looking about as pleased with itself as a moth technically can.]

[The PCD is clicked off.]

Twelfth Flirtation [Accidental Video Post]

2009-01-30T05:16:21Z

[Gojyo is taking out the trash from the house, and eyes the moth that's been haunting their windows.]

What the fuck? Are you some sort of voyeur or something? Leave the house.

[The moth doesn't move. Gojyo seems to be annoyed by the lack of response as he throws the stuff into the incinerator. He grabs the shakujo and eyes the moth.]

I'm serious.

[Gojyo rolls his eyes.]

I'm talking to a moth. What am I, some idiot monkey?

[He pokes the moth with the butt of the staff. It disengages from the window and flies at him.]

Shit! AGH! Get off! GETOFF!

[A flailing Gojyo tries to knock the moth off.]

NOT THE SHIRT!

[The PCD times out.]